"Okray-able" Friendster profiles
Ok. This was forwarded to me by a friend. Included in the mail are the "okray-able" parts of their profile and the actual friendster link. I have nothing against these people because apparently I don't know them. I just find the author's comments funny. Some parts may have changed already but the last time I checked, it's still there. So here it goes!
wilmar:
>>"im a true freind that im willing to fight my friends (true friend nga!) ,sometimes she can be rude if you want to and she really hates plastic person (sino si she?!) .im prank very prank (aysus!) and if i hates i tell it to them para hinde nila masabi na im so beas." (in fairness, consistent siya sa "freinds." ano ang beas?)
jAcMuZiKaDiK-V:
>>>>fave music: i DiG aLm0Zt oL KiNdZ gez m so versatile.
(ay, versatile? hahaha)
>>"im s0o0o0o0 REAL...thts foe meh!!"
(foe meh, yoe not)
>>"sounds COINCEITED but m not!!"
>>"i dnt have d ASS( w/c most of d guyz dig n2)..."
(shet, dig INTO?! aray!)
cOmWiZgiRL VII:
>>"iM a siMpLe girL!prO mnSn rAkiZtA oUtfit aQ!"
(tsss kayo ang nagbababa ng kahulugan ng pagiging rocker!)
>>"Luk mtrAy at chUpLaDa dw cHAbi nG mGa kpitbhy nMin"
(what's w/ the "ch-"? ayyy may nahihinuha ako. censored!)
>>"d aQ mAartE!(pWerA LnG iF tiNO2pAk aQ!)"
-- lagi ka tinotopak ano?
>>wants to meet "ung mga nkanursing na uniform. (i duNnO y, maybE tHey nEat)" --
ay "they neat"? admission test?
giselle:>>Hobbies: "im fun of texting ... im fun of dancin, sleeping, eating and singing and also fun of spending time with my frends"
(what a FUN person you are!)
>>ay ganun din ang fave books nya. "i'm fun of"
>>"i want to make friends to all the pipol in the world!!! .... i want to meet pipol who is friendly and jam to be with!!"
(ay diyos na mahabagin!)
m E d Y FULL:>>Favorite Books: lovHisToRy Of My SeLf by: The one who es YOu!!!!! It's mE!!
(eyngg?? ano yun?? High to!)
>>About Me: "...i'm a simple person with a simple traits... dat's ol!"
>>Who I Want to Meet: "i want to meet ol of you, someone lyk you, whose fun to be with... of coarse... YOU""
(magaspang ka.)Jha:>>Favorite Music: aLL e'M oF mUsIc As SoOn ThAt It's NoT iRrITaTe Me
(you irritate me….) >>About Me: !nSan3 Of NaTuRe: I liKe aLwAyS aN aDvEnTuRe & ThriLL iN mAh LiF3 i NeVer LoSt ThAt cOz, I'm The On3 who LoOk & FiNd FoR tHat B4 k!!! rYt nOw NOTHING!!! jUsT aN oRdInARy Mhe
(insane of nature…. obviously)
>>Who I Want to Meet: who need to talk to someone.
(sana magkaintindihan kayo)adora:>>Companies: companies of CUTE PERSON
>>Favorite Movies: thombraider
(ay panalo!)
>>"ME...a simple GOD creature
(uhm... meaning??) , a high climber & aggressive person
(nyahahahaha ) , i want a new clothes, books .....
(aba, naglagay ng wishlist !) some of my other descriptions are---->friendly, jealousy, cute, honest..."
>>"i love spaghetty"
(so do i. wahaha)
>>Who I Want to Meet: A CUTE PERSON..and i hate a person who has a BAD IMAGE like being ignored, finishing second, hand-me-downs, waiting, LIAR, forgetfullnes, haste, feeling ignorant, vulgarity, ugliness, being pressured, LOUD ARGUMENTS & MAKING PROMISES..
(now i know why our teachers in English taught us parallelism when we were in high school...)
-pRettY cAng-:>>Favorite Music: ACOUSTIC... reggea
>>"me?? im just a simple girl... hmmm... sometimes im othistic"
(ayun na! basta yun na un!)
>>"loves 2 eat but still sexy and i carry myself very well with the way i look and the way i dress."
(sabi mo eh.)
>>"when it comes to my character, i reflect myself as a conforming one because i have tested myself of doing things which anticipated to be done."
(nosebleed to…)
-'kEiXi'-:>>Hometown: nAVOetAst
(aaaahhh NAVOTAS! sus naman)
>>About Me: aqOuh??
(hindi!).. cHimPle LAng.. bUT cAn maKE yUr hEAd tURn,, *HoTcHiC**sEXy dAw..cHAvii nG mGAh fWEnDz qEw
(masyado kang nagpapaniwala) .. sVi qEw nAMn.. mAdAnDa aqEw.. maArTE?/..sObra**hiHi.. nDi mHEii mAarTE.. kAla nYOuh lAng yUn,, kSHi cHigURo .. yU fOUnd mE .. wEAriNg uNiqUe eAriNgs.. USing mAkEuP.. oWeYs lOoKing mY fACe in tHE miRRoR
(ahh) .. mAarTE bAh yUN?
(or maybe because you type like that?)
>>who i want to meet: "xA aCcoUnt qEw..kHit cHiNU pwEde.. kHit ikA'y mUkhang
(insert nouns here ).. tAtaNgAPEn kiTAh bsTAh bAH TEZti cOUh aAhh"
(ayun na! testimonial pala ang habol eh! may testimonial-writing competition na ba?)