1.09.2007
Funny SMS messages
Thought I'd share XD
may 3 t@nga na nasa higaan
t1: pare ng sikip
t2: onga, baba kaya ikaw
t3: sigeedi bumaba nga si t3
t1 & t2: pare akyat ka na maluwag na
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Love Story ng pokpok at adik:
Adik: Will you marry me?
Pokpok: Oo, pero okay lang ba sayo kahit meron akong past?
Adik: Oo, okay lang. Wala naman akong future eh!
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A sadist, masochist, murderer, necrophile, zoophile and pyromaniac in a psychiatric ward.
SADIST: hey, why don't we torture a cat?
ZOOPHILE: let's torture then f*ck it.
MURDERER: you should torture it, f*ck it then kill it.
NECROPHILE: once it's dead,. let's f*ck it again.
PYROMANIAC: yeah! then let's set it on fire!
**SILENCE**
They all looked at the MASOCHIST and said "What about you? Do you have anything to say?"
MASOCHIST: meow.
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----------------------Ang mga Bisaya di ko maintindihan English nila
English ng isda... pis.
English ng mukha... pis.
Ng pandikit... pis.
Ng kapayapaan... pis.
Tinanong pa ako kung saan ako nakatira... Pis I o Pis II?
Pisti!
miss, alam mo ba, hindi tayo tao... hindi tayo hayop... at hindi tayo halaman...
BAGAY TAYO! BAGAY!
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